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tokomon:

"you should smile more"

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

tosleepornot2sleep:

ok so i get acne from being stressed out

which makes me even more stressed out?

which makes my acne worse?

then my stress is worse???

how is this fair

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1 week ago

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via ruinedchildhood)

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

i got mugged one time while i was walking to mcdonalds and this dude pointed a gun at me and asked me if i had any fucking money and i was like nope
but in reality i had like 6 dollars i was just hungry as fuck for some mcdonals bruh

(via hi)

me: hey whats up....................slime man
girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
me: no..........................slime man
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1 week ago

useyourmelody:

"why didn’t you do your homework?"

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(via crystallized-teardrops)